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CHESSFLASH WORLD NEWS

CHESSLAB READERS ..HAVE YOU SEEN BOB DYLAN IN THE JUST OUT ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE WITH CHESS CLOCK ASIDE AND A PHOTO OF A WORLD CHESS CHAMPION  KARPOV JUST ABOVE?

Special thanks to TITANIUM ROCKET ENGINEER COY ROYDEN FOR THIS HOT OFF THE PRESS TIP.

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CHESSFLASH WORLD NEWS

BELGRADE, SERBIA … AT AGE 89 … CHESS GIANT DIES

11-TIME YUGOSLAVIAN CHESS CHAMPION AND BELOVED WORLD CHESS GRANDMASTER/ BELGRADE MEDIA  FIGURE, SVETOZAR GLIGORIC,
AGE 89, DIED TODAY IN  A BELGRADE HOSPITAL OF A STROKE … IN ADDITION TO MASSIVE PEACEMAKING IN THE WORLD CHESS WARS (SPASSKY-FISCHER AND KASPAROV -KARPOV WORLD TITLE DUELS), MR. GLIGORIC WAS WORLD FAMOUS FOR HIS “YOU PEAK AND ARE RED HOT AT AGE 33-PERIOD”  IDEA … WITH FEW EXCEPTIONS ALLOWED FOR ALL PERFORMERS IN HISTORY…SEE HIS WONDERFUL BOOK “I PLAY THE PIECES” FOR THE 33 THEORY”… AND MAGNIFICENT BIO,CHESS TO BOOT. HE WAS, MAKE NO MISTAKE, THE PRINCE OF A CHESS WORLD BAR NONE.  THE LADIES IN PARTICULAR WERE MAD ABOUT HIM IN SAN FRANCISCO, 1971!

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CHESSFLASH WORLD NEWS

Jude’s latest:

THE WORLD’S  TOP TEN RATED CHESS GRANDMASTERS

“LIVE” ELO  RATINGS UPDATED:

  1. CARLSEN   2837
  2. ARONIAN 2816
  3. KRAMNIK 2802
  4. Radjabov  2788
  5. Karjakin 2784
  6. ANAND(WORLD CHESS CHAMPION) 2780
  7. NAKAMURA 2778
  8. Morozevic
  9. Ivanchuk 2769
  10. CARUANA 2764

(ACERS NOTE: PLAYERS CAPITALIZED ARE RED HOT, PROBABLE THE WORLD TITLE MATCH PLAYERS IN  THE NEAR FUTURE)

FROM THE BOOKSHELF:

Q. I have a ten year old son who needs some kind of chess opening organization. What kind of books should I get him for attack and defense?

A. THE BEST i HAVE EVER SEEN is the fantastic work by top writer/grandmaster ANDREW SOLTIS…for the white chess pieces   “WINNING WITH 1.E4!”…for black pieces “A COMPLETE DEFENSE FOR THE REST OF YOUR CAREER”  … BOTH BOOKS are miniature masterpiece monographs that delight children, build confidence and get one organized like a hurricane at the chess board…. both  all time classic books are  still available online and in old bookstores… THE CHESSLAB HAUNTING ECHO..FISCHER ON  us chess immortal RESHEVSKY (1911-1992): “He sees more variations than anyone ever..but he is just playing so much below his  real strength right now”  (Acers interview, LSU Student Center, Baton Rouge, Louisiana,  March 1964 )

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Chessflash World News 2

Jude’s latest installment of Chessflash World News:

Acers will play in Greece 2012 World Senior Chess Championship … Birmingham, Alabama … Backed by the might Fat Katz International … Team Leader Coy Worden (Titanium Rocket Engineering Specialist) and the one, the only Super Travel Agent, Atomic International Always-At-The-Right-Place-Right-Time playgirl and concierge to the stars Suzeeeeee Kramer … Have rocketed Jude Acers to 5 straight World Title plus scores … will again send the Chess Lab monster road machine Jude Acers of New Orleans, Louisiana to the 2012 World Chess Championship in Vourla Kammena, Greece … Acers will arrive in Athens on November 1st for the World Title event November 3-15, 2012 … Special eternal thanks goes out to the one and only New Orleans celebrity limo driver, Mr. C. Charles “First Citizen” Broome, President of the Whitehorse Emergency Aid Services for personally saving Jude Acers’ donkey twice in last year’s thrilling mishaps of all sorts in Croatia … savage, unbelievable jams that only the Acers could possibly get into … Public Message to Mr. Broome: Preparation is already so massive for the event that you is gonna feel  like the Mr. Boome, Maytag Repairman this time … We are going to put you to sleep after the limo to the airport! …. (We hope!!).

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Susan Polgar coming to New Orleans 5

Editor’s Note

I present Jude Acers’ latest Chessflash dispatch in two versions: an edited version without ALL CAPS, followed by Jude’s unedited original text.

Chessflash World News

May 23, 2012

Grandmaster S. Polgar brings her $100,000 Scholarship Prizes-Monster Girls/Boys Chess Event to New Orleans June 1-3, 2012 –Gives a fabulous Polgar Simultaneous Chess Exhibition  (maybe a little lecture too if we is lucky little chillin!) 7 p.m. sharp at tourney location hotel … on Saturday, June 2, 2012 at Superdome Holiday Inn, 320 Loyola Avenue, New Orleans, LA.

The Sensation Multimillion Dollar Promo Chess Machine called Susan Polgar brings her $80 million Webster College (Missouri) backed endowment (see the New York Times and Wall Street Journal for further coverage of the story that Chesslab helped break worldwide) and her $100,000 Texas Tech Final Scholarships Fund to boot is on the line … Madame Polgar heads for Missouri pronto after the tourney, with 10 Grandmasters on her team also moving en passant … All details at Susanpolgarevents.com, Cajunchess.com … Chesslab readers know of the colossal price bonus baby superstar chess author/player/teacher/superstar world leading tourney organizer Ms. Polgar has paid for chess freedom and serious chess promotion. Great books/articles …Slandered beyond words, cheated horribly by U.S. Chess Federation crooks … She now emerges as the great leader of American international/domestic chess organization with the big bucks and last laughter behind her … Chesslab readers may wish to know that a mystery person will appear without any warning whatsoever at some secret, already determined location on her schedule to honor international chess grandmaster Susan Polgar with a red rose to match his own red beret … This will all happen in a flash dear readers and he will disappear in 10 seconds flat … into the night as always … stay tuned Chesslab readers …We will reveal the mystery man’s identity thereafter ….

Historical Note: Polgar’s exhibition/tourney site is 100 yards from Fischer’s Gravier Street YWCA 1964 exhibition location, Lajos Portisch’s 1973 exhibition and 200 yards from Grandmaster Evans’ 1954 US Open victory … it is vooodooo … That is one hot square in New Orleans chess history … It is located just across from the New Orleans Main Public Library

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