CHESSFLASH WORLD NEWS

FROM JUDE ACERS

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA

JANUARY 9,2013

SUSAN POLGAR-WEBSTER COLLEGE  $100,000 SCHOLARSHIP CHILDRENS  MONSTER CHESS TOURNEY  SET FOR NEW ORLEANS MARCH 1-3,2013..ACERS OF CHESSLAB GETS 24 RED ROSES AREADY!!       ..It is with the greatest pleasure that Chesslab again announces the monster $100,000 chess scholarship-  WEBSTER COLLEGE OF MISSOURI..SUSAN POLGAR 6 game children tourney-” THE SPNO”…March 1-3,2013  location: NEW ORLEANS DOWNTOWN SUPERDOME HOLIDAY INN..ALL DETAILS at CAJUNCHESS.COM       ……. WITHOUT WARNING 24 RED ROSES will mysteriously appear with no warning to Madame Polgar (the’Dreyfuss of chess’) in recognition of her absolutely fantastic professional and personal courage ,artistic,literary and organizational excellence.  ………. She will again host her public “Breakfast with Susan” at the  home of immortal chess grandmaster Paul Morphy( 1837-1884) ..the famous  breakfast at Brennan’s restaurant…checkout their neat historical plaque on their Royal street /French quarter entrance  hall…

In case you are tuning in late … Madame Polgar survived  a $700,000 “US  Chess Federation” witch hunt (she was also fraudulently removed from her elected presidency of the US Chess Federation  by now truly doomed USCF policy board business crooks) to become by several miracles of fate …the million dollar college chess organizer/ bonus baby..featured in the NY Times,Wall Street Journal and national public radio items.. with no direct cash scholarship-support coverage, just begging,……she (and her fierce no-nonsense,”don’t- tread- on- Susan” husband, Fide chessmaster/co-author Paul Truong) moved her entire Lubbock,Texas-Texas Tech university national championship grandmaster team program overnight to WEBSTER COLLEGE OF MISSOURI with its 80 million dollars endowment and the ruthless “Chess all the way baby blue -this is gonna happen-” attitude-backing of its chess fan president…He made up his mind and that was all folks!…………..her life has changed forever.

DECEMBER 21,2012

AEROFLOT SUPER TOURNEY SHOCKS CHESS WORLD ..GOES ALL FIDE WORLD RATED RAPID AND BLITZ CHESS..DITCHES  ALL SLOW TIME CONTROLS   MOSCOW, RUSSIA. DECEMBER 21,2012……… As predicted by  CHESSLAB CHESSFLASH NEWS mighty all knowing seer  YOURS TRULY JUDE ACERS-THE MODEST  ….

DECEMBER 16,2012

WORLD TOP  “ELO”TEN UP TO SECOND “LIVE” CHESS RATINGS……..ELISTA RUSSIA…WITH AN ELECTRIFYING ( 2012 LONDON CLASSIC INTERNATIONAL ) 5 WINS, 3 draws VERSUS THE WORLDS BEST PLAYERS …KRAMNIK,ARONIAN,  WORLD CHAMPION ANAND etc….22 year old M. CARLSEN OF NORWAY..has rocketed to a monstrous 50 elo point lead in the world chess live ratings….they are   1. CARLSEN  2861  (HIGHEST WORLD FIDE ELO RATING EVER RECORDED) AGE 22………..2.KRAMNIK (WORLD RATED TOP 10 FOR 20 YEARS…….HIGHEST EVER RECORDED ELO PERFORMANCE IN HISTORY… DEFEATED KASPAROV IN 16 GAME WORLD TITLE MATCH..DID NOT LOSE EVEN ONE GAME  elo 2809………..3.ARONIAN  elo 2802         4.RADJABOV (2793) AGE 25          5.CARUANA 2780  AGE 20 !    6.KARJAKIN  2780  AGE 22    7.ANAND  (WORLD CHAMPION) .. remains one of the great money players of all time in the clutch..only person in history   to win three straight (for cash)  official world championship chess matches ….

December 7,2012

ATHENS , GREECE….A WORLD CHESS FEDERATION ORGANIZER HAS CONFIRMED THAT UNITED STATES CHESS PROFESSIONAL MASTER JUDE ACERS OF NEW ORLEANS HAS FORMALLY ASKED  WORLD CHESS FEDERATION  OFFICE OFFICIALS TO REMOVE ALL CHESS FEDERATION RATING “PERMISSION”  CONTROL FROM WORLD RATED TOURNEYS IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI AND LUBBOCK TEXAS SUPER GRANDMASTER HOSTED EVENTS..INTERNATIONAL  FIDE  CHESS ORGANIZER MR.KALESIS ( 2012 world men-women senior international tourney)CONFIRMED THAT HE HAD ARRANGED A SHORT MEETING WITH ACERS AND FIDE  OFFICE STAFF MEMBERS…Acers strongly urged federation officials to use the new world rated 5 minutes and “rapid’ fide rated time controls the  VIA FREE TOURNEYS prior to all fide events in the United States..”the quicker every player goes to the world chess federation  web site and discovers their world rating card with quick/rapid and normal ratings the better” ..citing a refusal to finance all us chess teams, world chess championship player Acers maintained the US Chess Federation must be banned from all world rated play . Acers also mentioned a “$700,000 persecution of grandmaster S. Polgar by the federation now universally acknowledged as fraudulent and cited the New York Times and Wall Street Journal as sources of the just established independent college super grandmaster tourney circuit of grandmasters POLGAR, FINEGOLD AND ONISCHUK ..Acers urged a direct rating privilege for all grandmasters at all times from the United States for at least  2 years…He expressed “absolute confidence in the abiltiy of St. Louis millionaires  REX AND JEAN SINQUEFELD OF THE ST LOUIS CHESS AND SCHOLASTIC CENTER…tlo establish a fide direct rating office with ######

DECEMBER 3.2012

CARLSEN BECOMES THE HIGHEST RATED PLAYER OF ALL TIME… LONDON, ENGLAND………..WORLD CHESS “live’RATINGS TODAY CONFIRMED THE LONDON CHESS CLASSIC…. WITH SUPER TOP 5 WORLD GRANDMASTERS HAS YIELDED A SECOND ROUND VICTORY THAT CATAPAULTS M. CARLSEN OF NORWAY AS THE HIGHEST RATED FIDE RATED PLAYER  OF ALL TIME…..looking around news……….. NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA……..The  2013 World Senior womens  chess championship in RIJEKA  , Croatia  (NOV12-25,2013)will have an unprecedented NEVER BEFORE FIDE RATED DARK HORSE..DR. MARILYN  PELIAS (THE DIVINE MISS M.) AND HER ENTOURAGE OF 6 ………………NEW ORLEANS HEART SURGEON AND MEDICAL INSTRUCTOR…. SHE WILL FACE THE FEARED US  RATED CHESS MASTER”MISSISSIPPI SAM ‘” CAVETT  IN THE FABULOUS  NEW ORLEANS RITZ CARLTON ( CANAL  STREET THIRD FLOOR LOBBY) ..HOTEL CHESS TABLES IN ONE OF HER FOUR   SCHEDULED TRAINING MATCHES IN AUGUST 2013……………………  whoahhhh horseeee………whoah!!