CHESSFLASH WORLD NEWS


MARCH 12, 2013

US CHESS GREAT IRINA  KRUSH DEFEATS WOMENS WORLD CHESS CHAMPION   A.USHENINA IN WOMENS WORLD TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS (KAZAKHiSTAN)….NOTCHES INDIVIDUAL  WORLD  FIDE BEST GOLD MEDAL BOARD PRIZE! (’career best ever”-Irina) ..CHESSLAB NOTE: She has defeated immortal grandmaster V.Korchnoi and world team champion board two giant Akopyan of Armenia…. my goodness gracious…..she used to be the little girl on the beach!   How she do dat voodoo?…… Madame Krush is also a legendary powerful catalyst /purveyor of  fervent “chess fever”attack… a  veritable blazing chess siren of the cell phone..indeed Irina just calls “come hither” and Grandmasters  all over the world are suddenly  and traumatically seized with  the overwhelming call- a -cab- right now  anxiety to get on the  last possible plane out… to win  the first prize in a world rated  chess tournament of course! We aint gonna get fooled again……. We all know by now  how innocently she starts……”Well hello there..this is Irina.. hmmmm ..hmmmm ..What do you think about Chicago?” and BOOM …. the first prize in thy hands…………… watch out Chesslab readers all over the globe… Chess Fever is coming to get you!…..she creeps upon thee with whispers. Start packing thy luggage right now. There is no escape.#####

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