AEROFLOT SUPER TOURNEY SHOCKS CHESS WORLD ..GOES ALL FIDE WORLD RATED RAPID AND BLITZ CHESS..DITCHES\u00a0 ALL SLOW TIME CONTROLS\u00a0\u00a0 MOSCOW, RUSSIA. DECEMBER 21,2012……… As predicted by\u00a0 CHESSLAB CHESSFLASH NEWS\u00a0mighty\u00a0all knowing seer\u00a0 YOURS TRULY JUDE ACERS-THE MODEST\u00a0\u00a0…..the\u00a0 worlds great chess tourneys will\u00a0 soon no longer tolerate fraud..leaving the chess board for any reason following a French world\u00a0 chess team debacle where several thousand dollars and a bronze medal were stolen from a\u00a0 Fide team tourney by tweeted- in computer analysis done thousands of miles away in Paris (it would never have been found out if the fabulous french team officials had not turned in the cheaters\u00a0 WEEKS AFTER THE TOURNEY ENDED and\u00a0 backed it up with phone evidence(the crooks were too cheap to buy their own cell phones,\u00a0 stupidly borrowed team phones to steal from the worlds greatest team event)…the worlds greatest\u00a0 grandmaster plus open\u00a0 AEROFLOT (MOSCOW)\u00a0HAS ANNOUNCED ALL CHESS WILL BE 25 MINUTE RAPID AND BLITZ ONLY…the time when any player will ever be allowed to leave the board during world class chess\u00a0play\u00a0WILL SOON BE NEVER -EVER……… even the world chess championship is\u00a0soon going to be played this way..sorry purists (ever heard of TOPALOV?)……………The only alternative is THE BICK\u00a0 guillotine penalty….\u00a0“” NEW ORLEANS RULES\u00a0“-JOHN BICK\u00a0 LAW….the\u00a0\u00a0 six time\u00a0(!!) Louisiana chess champion told me flatly that he plans a\u00a0 possible million dollar plus tourney sometime in his lifetime of stock\u00a0portfolio\u00a0management ……” for one million dollars I will have every player\u00a0 in the entire tourney sign a letter that guarantees that if\u00a0 I even think they are cheating they are a gone pecan..on the next plane out WITH NO APPEAL”…by the way ..let me mention that a good name for Mr. Bick’s\u00a0 projected tourney would be “THE ONE MILLION DOLLAR\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0JUDE FRAZIER ACERS MEMORIAL\u00a0 CHESS TOURNEY!” of course.\u00a0 Surely Chesslab readers, anything less would be positively uncivilized!……………… a critical factor is now online stream video from EVERY laptop and cell phone camera…people -SPONSORS who want advertising\u00a0\/ ratings are going to demand that both hugely paid\u00a0 contestants (one million dollars per player is now the\u00a0 norm for world champion ANAND) ARE IN THEIR CHAIRS AT ALL TIMES..25 MINUTES PER GAME (per player)\u00a0TOPS AND WITH ONE GAME WITH WHITE AND BLACK PLAYED EVERY DAY BY BOTH CONTESTANTS.\u00a0… two international grandmasters who state flatly that the players are certain to cheat if permitted room are BEN GOLDFINE\u00a0-LARRY KAUFMAN, the worlds leading computer practical play expert who won the the world senior international co championship twice. OTHER RULES CHANGES ARE RAPIDLY COMING..NO DRAW OFFER ALLOWED EVER..PLAY TO CHECKMATE,\u00a0 STALEMATE, KING VERSUS KING\u00a0 draw..no other\u00a0material left on the board…DRAW BY PERPETUAL OR REFEREE STOPS THE GAME AND DECLARES A DRAW VIA “NO LOSING CHANCES” FOR EITHER SIDE…THREE POINTS FOR A WIN, 1 POINT\u00a0 ONLY FOR A DRAW…..ONE GAME WITH WHITE AND ONE WITH\u00a0BLACK EVERY ROUND… the key element never mentioned\u00a0 \u00a0in dispatches is that people in New Orleans will now be able to play for the international chess grandmaster title daily with rapid and blitz games under world Fide judge supervision.\u00a0THE WHOLE WORLD GETS TO PLAY IN EVERY CITY!\u00a0( NO MORE ‘GET PERMISSISON’ FROM THE SO CALLED US CHESS FEDERATION)\u00a0The New Orleans\u00a0Fide representative \u00a0will\u00a0certainly \u00a0be\u00a0 officially\u00a0certified \u00a0Fide trainer\u00a0Michael Ciamarra of\u00a0 Birmingham , Alabama. ############i####<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
AEROFLOT SUPER TOURNEY SHOCKS CHESS WORLD ..GOES ALL FIDE WORLD RATED RAPID AND BLITZ CHESS..DITCHES\u00a0 ALL SLOW TIME CONTROLS\u00a0\u00a0 MOSCOW, RUSSIA. DECEMBER 21,2012……… As predicted by\u00a0 CHESSLAB CHESSFLASH NEWS\u00a0mighty\u00a0all knowing seer\u00a0 YOURS TRULY JUDE ACERS-THE MODEST\u00a0\u00a0….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-405","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-chess-news","7":"category-jude","8":"czr-hentry"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1KM1s-6x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/judeacers.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}