NORWAY’S WORLD CHESS CHAMPION M. CARLSEN NOTCHES 5TH WIN (4 draws) TO WIN 2015 VUGAR GASHIMOV MEMORIAL 10 GRANDMASTER SUPER CHESS TOURNEY TODAY … Shamkir, AZ … the cash just keeps rolling in as the golden boy of chess MAGNUS CARLSEN (24 YEAR OLD -HIGHEST ELO RATED CHESS GRANDMASTER EVER) … today pressed host country’s unheralded but surprisingly tough R. MAMEDOV savagely, got a sent-from-heaven … unforced error with nine minutes to go … winning all the gold (5 victories, four draws / 7-2 final score) … India’s fabulous all world’s stay cool folks’ gentleman /resurgent veteran world number two player V. ANAND (AGE 45) also did not lose a single game … a smooth second place one point behind. The games must be played over to be appreciated. Everyone arrived with great expectations plus chessboard knives … quite a war.

— Jude Acers